The Anime Jiggle Counter’s Real-Life Counterpart…

I’m sure you’ve all heard of ADV’s “Jiggle Counter,” a special feature in certain anime DVDs that counts the number of times a female character’s breasts, well… jiggle. Sometimes, the anime laws of physics are quite interesting in that regard.

I’m sure you’ve all heard of ADV’s “Jiggle Counter,” a special feature in certain anime DVDs that counts the number of times a female character’s breasts, well… jiggle. Sometimes, the anime laws of physics are quite interesting in that regard.

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A new brand of sports bra called Shock Absorber has a flash site up that simulates how much your bust will jiggle given a cup size and activity level. Mine is probably an A… You can view the jiggle all the way from an A cup to a G (which I thought only existed in anime…). The screenshot I’ve taken is in wire frame mode, but the default mode is NSFW, unless bouncing nude breasts are normal at your workplace (in which case, can I send you my resume?).

Though I admire the sheer programming knowlege that went into this, I have a feeling not one bra will be sold as a result of this. Rather, I think this is a challenge to all innovators in the anime field. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to create a breastier, jigglier patent than this flash animation. Can you do it? The fate of the world lies in your hands…

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